Mike, I love ya buddy! This one got a chuckle from me. I see the gravitas comes and goes and even the consternation apparently took a break as you got the regal wave from other cyclists.

I think your wife thinks you you look sexy in Lycra so she declared it mandatory that you wear it. After you passed the store window and booked it home to change, I hope she was waiting for you.

(Had to stop typing before inappropriate use of the word "Lance")