Originally Posted by Wildwood

Perks of being a Lance:

Lots of nice jerseys for every different condition.
Lots of nice bib shorts/knickers/tights.
Several pairs of $500+ shoes.
Complete winter ensemble for that special ethic.
Many expensive bicycles detailed to one's fit.
Lightweight carbon wheels.
Various color helmets.
Gloves - every description
Sunglasses - from every maker
A personal trainer.
Masseuse
Nutritionist
Breaking rules with impunity and not getting busted.


A sponsor, ... or spouse that keeps it rolling at Xmas and Birthday.

What a good life!
Where can I sign up?
Well, that was the question wasn't it?