Originally Posted by
Koyote
This reminds me of the old joke: Q: How do you make a small fortune with a bike shop? A: Start with a big fortune.
It seems to me that the OP is looking for the fastest possible way to be totally broke, and possibly in jail, by using bicycles as the conduit.
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