Well, of course my post was a joke. As for actually shaving, I too use a safety razor. They work very well, and are much more economical, and give a better more comfortable shave than the multibladed monstrosities for sale today. I also use shaving soap and a brush. I use Arko shaving soap which I purchased on Amazon, 12 soap sticks for $11. I bought them in 2016 and still have yet to run out. I now have a beard, but still shave my beck daily. That has cut back on the soap use though.