" only to risk blurting out in counter-testimony against the offending traffic cop, ''All I was doing was dropping my kids off at school so that when they grow up they can do something a little more interesting than you."

More interesting than being a cop? Hmmmm how about a raging journalist shooting in the dark to meet a deadline?

OR he COULD be yet another self-serving elitist *******, making a living off his fathers legacy, because Jacob unfortunately isn't THAT good a writer.

And we all know how expensive turn signals are in cars as so many people didn't get them.