This morning I rode up on what looked like a warm black-on-white plaid scarf all jumbled up.

I stopped to investigate, picked it up and started to unravel it to discover it was actually a small blanket, like 3x4'

I saw a brown stain in the middle, and then I noticed what had rolled out of the wad onto the street...

...a baseball sized lump of ****

I'm envisioning some overstressed housewife in a minivan full of screaming kids, and the 4-year old HAS TO POOP NNNNOOOOWWWW!!!! So just poop on the blanket, roll it up and throw it out the window