Originally Posted by HipsterX
Why is everyone always coming down on me! It is so hard being a hipster. I just got this frosted fauxhawk and now I have to grow my hair out to into a mullet. It is so hard keeping up with the trends. I try to read vice magazine but one months do's are the next months don'ts. And now my parents think I am gay and won't pay for my Williamsburg apartment. I mean I gots to sell my keirin bike that I never really ride anyway.
thats rough- ill tell you what: shave your head stop shaving smoke alot of pot and drink malt liquor. sell me your s**t. buy a fu**ing bus pass and read the metro. end of problem. i hope you die right now. dudes w/frosted hair and a faux-hawk deserve to get stomped on the regular.