If you live in Mayberry, perhaps calling the police and reporting the make, model, year, and license plate number, along with a description of the miscreants, might get some action. In most places, they won't so much as return the call. They are surely not going to send an APB/BOLO, 'I-Adam12, see the man' out on a call.

Beyond that, what can you, as a 200-pound package, do to kids acting like kids or *******s acting as *******s wrapped in a 3000-pound package?

Probably the most effective thing is to make sure you don't let them live in your head rent-free.

In these times, though, you should carry pepper spray. If you have panniers, get a Trunk Monkey.
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