Originally Posted by
JustinOldPhart
I don't get hassled too often, but sometimes I will be on the receiving end of a crass comment at a stoplight. I will look at them, let my eyes get really big, then smile and say "Dude! Hey! Say hi to your mom for me! Later!"
They get so confused.
I was passed by a car load of teenage boys on a 2-lane road near my home. One of them called out, "Hey, Big Butt!" as they passed.
I caught up to them at a stoplight and said, "I see you're an expert on guys' butts." There were howls of laughter from the kid's friends.