Theakston, thank you. That's the best laugh I've had in a while.

Ride today was good, despite the fact that I can't turn my head to the right (strained a muscle or something in my upper back/neck last night). My incredulous wife (she should know better by now) said, "You can't turn your head to the right and you're gonna bike anyway?"

"Honey, cyclists have to look to the left."

I'm such a smart a$$. It's a wonder she puts up with me.