When faced with a hot bourbon emergency, follow these simple steps:
1)Acquire a splash of branch water, 1/2 a lemon, 5 whole cloves, 2 teaspoons of honey
2)Mix all ingredients with the aformentioned hot bourbon
3)Enjoy your hot toddy
4)When questioned by [partner, police officer, boss], explain that you are fighting a cold and that this is the best medicine.