I rode my bike to alameda the other day...my bike, which is all boss and stuff. I went to Albertsons, cause they got a coinstar and I had to cash in. By the by, I rode through the posey tube, which, if you are in the know, is some *****. I lock my bike up, yes my bike, outside, being careful not to scratch my toptube and the likes. Did I mention my bike? It's got a front wheel. As I am locking, I look up and see this dude going absolutely efffing crazy on a unicycle. Absolutely crazy. He was holding the seat, which made me think maybe he had a brake, which made me think, yeah, I could probably dis him for that. But I didn't want to. Absolutely crazy on a unicycle. And the wheel was real big. Huge.