Are you holding anything hostage?
I wouldn't make demands of a web guru, unless your holding his Deep Space 9 dvds.
It would only take a decent hacker monkey a few minutes to............
Convert your home or office phone# to a payphone requiring a quarter whenever you need to call. (This was done to the NYC DA)
Change your marks
Bump your debt to that of a superpower
Have you declared deceased
OR
Have a picture posted of you doing a double middle finger track stand, drawing much ire and mockery from the rest of the world.
2600, where life began
'The Geek shall inherit the Earth'