Originally Posted by joshdcu
So, as I passed him, I slowed down and very lightly "high fived" his outstretched hand.

I don't know why, but I think this is hilarious.
Kind of reminds me of the time my friend was running a marathon and passed what he thought was a guy giving out cups of water, so he grabbed the cup. Well it was just a spectator standing there holding a gin & tonic.