Originally Posted by EnigManiac

You should hear the comedy bit by Russel Peters where he relates how a classmate of his when he was a kid advised him to threaten his dad with calling the police the next time his old man was going to hit him. So, he did. And his dad says 'let me get you the phone, tough guy' wherein he replies 'but, you'll get in trouble.' His dad looks at him and says 'I might get in a little bit of trouble, but I know it'll take them 23 minutes to get here and in that time...someone's gonna get a hurt real bad.'

Not that I support physical abuse, but the routine was funny.