I heard the skins one differently. How many skins does it take to change a lightbulb? 100. 1 to change it and 99 to GET HIS BACK!

How many punks? 100 again. 1 to change it and 99 to get in on the guestlist.

How many feminists? Feminists will never change anything.

And how is a punk show like a banana? They're both only good once you get rid of the skins.