Just this weekend, found a really nice pair of Good scissors
Scissors are damn useful

When I pee on the side of the road, I always pick up bottles, litter, and those nasty power goop packets (especially while on organized rides). Ticks me off that someone needs a 'boost' and then they just pitch the plastic packet

On my commute, I passed, all in the same place:
A dollar bill
a pink thong
a dead squirrel

Money is useful, so I took the dollar.
the next day, the squirrel had been removed, but the pink thong remained.

Funny how the city works