This is sad. You all need to move to Minneapolis.
I personally know at least 30 full or part time commuters (just here, not counting other cities). On any given day, I'll see at least 4-5 on my ride in to work (4-5 miles) and when I step out back to smoke I can see the river road. There are usually at least 2-3 that I see riding along the bike path in the 6-8 min it takes to smoke...