Originally Posted by bbattle

here's one for the Rhino:

Take -ough.

Tough sounds like tuff, same as rough. But what about though? Or through? And trough, which rhymes with cough.

Then you've got ought and thought and wrought and naught and bought but drop the t and you've got bough, which rhymes with cow.

So,

Tough
though
through
cough
bough


And you know, you can bring a ***** to culture but you can't make her think.

And why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.