That's surreal! The only thing missing is the formally attired Cardinal holding out a crucifix with the echoing laugh track in the background. Oh and your wheel of course. Sorry about that.

And at a law school too! I'd keep pressure up on the security folks. Not yelling at them, but constantly inquiring about their progress on it each time you are there. Before and after each class too. Eventually they would break down and buy you one just to avoid the embarrasment and hassel of dealing with you anymore. I know I would. But then, if an aerobics instructor asked me for anything I would give it to her from the get go. Video copy, ok... still shot print out, ok... wallet, ok.... car keys, ok... anything! What is happening to this world?

Hopefully you wrote your name on the rim tape. This reminds me to do that to my new bike tonight.