Originally Posted by thebankman
The longer the bike's name, the crappier it is.
Case in point: Trek's 800 Antelope.
Discuss.
So your stable would be rated, in order of increasing crappiness:
Colt (Least crappy)
Sarthe
Crossroads
800 Antelope
Super Le Mans (Most crappy)
I assume that you don't hold the length of the manufacturer's name against the bike, only the model number/name.