Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
if you're worried about getting ****ed in the ass, i don't think a helmet will help that (maybe a chastity belt?).
eewww. you'd have to wear it backwards though.
i had a pretty low speed collision with a cabbie that taco'ed the front wheel, split my lip. i had a mysterious headache after the crash and only found the massive hairline fracture in the helmet when i got home. protect your brain!