Ask and ye shall receive. Since the universal measuring device/value system of BFSSFG seems to be beer, I have judged these bags by beer. Here lies the verdict.
Chrome
Metropolis (L) -- 2000ci
The Metropolis, inches wise, is a pretty big bag. As has been mentioned here before, it's pretty shallow though -- more like an envelope than most other bag manufacturers at only 7" deep.
Pros: Great, comfortable strap. Excellent adjustment system. Sane pocket system, with multiple small pockets/hidey spots. Feels well made.
Cons: Too damn shallow. Big bag that doesn't hold a lot. For me, shifts a bit too much while riding when not fully loaded -- seems to want to creep over my shoulder, even with the sternum strap tight. People poking the seatbelt button when the bag is fully loaded.
Rating:
TWO six packs.
Next up, the R.E.Load
Civilian -- 1400ci
Pros: Surprisingly big bag for the measured dimensions. Holds two bags of groceries easily. Decent strap system, not as easily adjustable as the Chrome, but certainly not bad. Comfortable on the bike, doesn't shift around. Sternum strap thin but quite effective.
Cons: Build quality not as 'polished' as the Chrome, but feels nicely handmade. Only one interior pocket, which is in the way of the interior contents of the bag.
Rating:
TWO six packs and a coupla 40s (40s not pictured.)