Ever lock-up somewhere and return to find your bike sitting in a pool of urine? well i hope it never happens to you my friends. I was in a really good mood after having just seen Jandek (free) and The Books perform, ohh i dont know, probably around 1am, and i walked over to unlock only to find that some degenerate ahole decided it'd be convenient/funny to piss all over my bike! i mean it was still dripping from the spokes! dripping from the chain! Why?! My friend tried to convince me it was beer or something, but i got a closer smell, and nope, it was pee. ****ed up, seriously.