Forget the banter.....I'm ready to put some $$$ to buy one.

I consider myself a compassionate, enlightened and benevolent elitist. Perhaps a smiling heart with shark's teeth or something. Or maybe a bare, paunchy pink stomach with a large belly button-- or perhaps, for ventilation, a cut out window for a real paunch. So many possibilities.

Seriously, I would actually buy whatever the Jammer comes up with...might be a lucrative collector's item someday depending which way the BF50 forum goes. Sure enough, I'll be the first old fart on my block to have one.