I am aging even further as you quibble for the sport of it. I would like to have a jersey openly or ironically celebrating my venerableness and my membership in our "organization". There are some late spring organized rides coming up....and I want to fully pimped out and riding proudly in something besides my son's recycled, ventilated tee-shirt. Leave the motto blank if need be-- we can each fill it in with a laundry marker.

Anything beats 'Veni, Vicki, Vomitus". 8-)