Originally Posted by Shiznaz
There could be some interesting events like slalom or somesuch.
Do that and there'll be one guy w/ the God Ratio whose pedal strokes line up perfectly to alleviate pedal strikes on any of the turns. Then there'll be me - broken collarbone in the first 10 feet.
Edit: Ah, but I'm thinking equally-spaced cones/flags/etc. **** it, make people slalom angry dogs/winos. That'd be some good **** to watch.