Originally Posted by deaconbam
Dear Dork,
Please keep in mind that, according to university studies, women love that "Fight Club Look," but only when they are ovulating. Otherwise, they like the Leonardo DiCaprio look. So, go find yourself an ovulating woman who can hold an ice pack. It could be the start of something great.
Regards,
Deaconbam
I'll have to check to see if my wife is ovulating...
She apparently likes pale, skinny guys with barely any social skills to speak of.
