oh wait I forgot. I was riding home one day and a cop car pulled in front of me blocking me. He asked "Hey what's going on?" in a very creepy, "holy crap I'm about to get ***** or mugged" way except this came from a cop. A big fat cop in a cowboy hat. I said "fine." and tried riding off but he pulled up to block me again.
Turns out he thought I was stealing the bike frame on my back. It really pissed me off that two cop cars were wasted blocking me and interrogating me when I knew some crime had to be going on elsewhere. However looking back I like that cops are protecting cyclist's from theft.
still though...