I was coming down fifth ave. when this car comes right up on my *ss and just lays on the horn. So without even looking to see who it is I raise up my middle finger and shout out a "**** you!" Well then the police lights come on and I realize that what I assumed was a cab is a cop. I'm thinking about running but then I think about how my friends are always telling me that one of these days they are going to catch up and arrest me or worse take my bike. So for the first time ever I decide to stop and take my punishment. And just as I stop, some stupid bus driver on the cross street decides to try to make the light only to get stuck blocking traffic. And the best part is it is one of those long buses that is like two buses put together and he is blocking the whole of fifth ave., every lane. So I shoot around the bus giving the cop a friendly 'sorry not tonight' wave. I head back to the office to share my story with my coworkers, some of whom again chided me for running but none the less congratulated me on my victorious escape.