Welcom to the Happy Healthy Commuting MuthaF*cka's club. Bicycle commuting makes people so insanely jealous of the fun you're having and the admiring stares you get from immensely attractive people that they will often swerve their cars at you to scare you into driving again and being as miserable as them. Don't let them intimidate you and instead, let them envy your beautiful backside as you ride by them in traffic.