Got pulled over a couple of nights ago for blowing a red. One cop was doing the lecture thing, I did the yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir thing while trying to look contrite. His partner kept interjecting with "If you're going to blow lights do it when we can't see it" and stuff like that which was putting the other guy off his patter.

Tonight a cyclist memorial got busted up by the fuzz. Well, they made us take our sign off the street and stop blocking traffic, but that doesn't really count, I suppose.