this is golden. Very exceptional find. I wonder who wrote it.
All I can think though while reading is Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice in the terminator movies. Im reading it and hearing his voice at the same time.
Pure Gold!
EDIT: I love this bit:
and people are being all like, Jan, what is the deal with your eyes, and I am like, "Shut up, man, I am being watching people." And then they are all like, "Oh, my bad, Jan." And the Jan is all like, "Ja, no ****." And then I am killing them. The Jan is hating to be interrupted when I am watching people.
Last edited by mrkott3r; 04-28-06 at 12:16 AM.