One time in London, England.

I was like 50 meters from my house, after a 1 hour ride at 2:30 am, totally drunk.
The guys did not allw me to proceed the 50mtrs to my house, took me and my bike to the police station,
and they took me to a bed. Drunk as I was I was screaming at them that I have to be at work next morning.
As a result of this a cop spent 5 minutes at 5:30am trying to wake me up.
I had to sign something that wrote "drunk on a bicycle". BTW I did not have any lights, also.
They gave me the bike, they asked if I do need a ride home (?), and I was let go.
My backpack, wallet, and everything else was fully searched, I noticed when I got home.

BUT, interesting, there were no charges, fines, etc.
This increased the consideration I had for the London Police.