But c'mon! W's gonna write everyone a check for $100! That's the answer! We don't need to lower our demand...

So. You get a check for $100, to give to an oil company, who sinks it into some middle eastern corrupt monarchy/theocracy, who supports monetarily "jihadist" rhetoric to keep the people pissed at something other than their leaders, who then uses the money to fund bombs/bullets, which then kills a soldier who, let's face it, is there for Big Oil.

This is government waste at its finest. Obviously, if Republicans wanted to make "small" government, they'd eliminate all of those bureaucratic steps, and simply blow up our own soldiers in exchange for oil!