If I may make a suggestion to the gentlemen: get involved with females who have their own obsessive hobbies. Knitting comes to mind. They have the same interest in acquiring more yarn, tools, and patterns than they will ever need in a lifetime that you do in acquiring large numbers of bikes. If they have any common sense, they won't say a word about your obsession, and you may end up with a nice cycling hat that will fit under your helmet and fingerless gloves.