I used to tuck it between my belt and pants in the back, but then one day I stood up to sprint and hooked the sucker over the horn of my saddle and went a$$ over teakettle like nobody's buisness -- full reverse somersault right there on the road, put a hole in my favorite fleece.

oh sh!$ man ive always wondered if that ever happened to anyone.
sorry to laugh, but i guess you learned your lesson.