Lust is one fo the seven deadly sins, along with:
Half wheeling while in pace line
haven't done that since 1991 
Wearing a Polka dot jersey when you can't climb out of your car let alone an actual hill.
only did that during my 1st summer of riding in 1990 (it was in central park, so there were worse offenders 
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The ubiquitous chain mark on your left calf
not since 1990 
Underwear under you cycling shorts
never
Unshaven legs
smooth as a babies bottom
Being over the age of 25 and owning any bike that is better than someone under the age of 25
guilty as charged, as i'm sure you are as well 
btw I KNOW WHO THE GUY WITH THE TCR ADVANCED WAS - found out he was a BIG WIG w/Giant Europe, so at least he didn't pay for the bike