ok, so what's worse:

- a track bike built up with a freewheel, or

- a road bike built up with a track cog, or

- a road bike with the cable stops and deraileur hanger filed off and the friggin' water bottle boss holes filled running steel track drops, brakeless, with as much NJS **** as possible, or

- a $2000 3 rensho / Nitto / Cinelli / pure awesome track bike that's used to transport the owner to Overpriced PBR Night at that one bar with Dio in the jukebox?