cheesecake tastes great, but it's soooooo heavy and bad for you. i mean, it's good when you eat it but 5 minutes later it's like a brick in your stomach that you can't help but regret.

(please don't tell my fellow wisconsinites i've said that. i mean, my relatives have cheesecake at their WEDDINGS!)

but, if you join Team New In Town chicago, i'll make you pie, TIP. really. (how can you turn that down?)