I've been kind of thinking about doing something like that. I don't have hemroids, but I've been dealing with a boil all week. It's right on the crease where the leg meets the bun. No, it could happen an inch above or below the line. It had to go right on the fold so every time I move my leg I'll know it's there. Anyways I'm figuring it'll burst this weekend and I'll have to come up with some way of dealing with the spooge. Maybe those things with the wings would work.