Also, Harlan Ellison punched my dad's Land Rover once in Hollywood when I was little.

Also, I saw Norman Fell once at the LACMA gift shop.

Also, my friends and I were at a goth club called Hapihaus in the late eighties once, and John Waters was sitting in the next booth with a bunch of people. They were just kind of hanging, not saying much. My friend started working the names of Waters's movies into our conversation really loudly, just to make him uncomfortable. Like, "Did you ever see that movie PINK FLAMINGOS? It was OK, but that one girl really needed some HAIRSPRAY!" It worked. He got kind of fidgety, like "should I acknowledge what these people at the next booth are doing?" But he didn't.