Originally Posted by john bono

I hate them. I damn them to perdition with my granny gear, then I damn my granny gear. I make a point when I reach the top of any hill to spit on the hill to show my contempt for it. I bought stock in Caterpillar simply to instill fear in the hills around my house. Every morning, I walk out with my shovel, and utter strange incantations in Latin to ward off the spirits of incline.