Originally Posted by Olebiker

Hey, at least he didn't do what the English guy I helped out a few years ago did. I saw this guy walking his bike down a road, so I did a U-turn and stopped to see if I could help him. It seems that he had hit a cut in the road and had destroyed his front wheel.

I offered him and his bike a ride home, which he readily accepted. A few miles down the road, after some discussion of bike riding in the area, he looked me up and down and said, "You look too fat to be much of a bike rider." I guess that no good deed goes unpunished.