ny is nothing but fat people. and they all get in lycra outfits and ride bikes when its super nice out. sometimes i squeel like a pig when i see them. does that make me mean? naw im just playin.
for real though i hear chicago is a dope place to be, but whats up with the pizza???
i cant mess with anywhere that doesnt produce quality bagels and pizza. so lets get the facts straight... are there good bagels in chicago? or is it that einstein brothers bullshiz?

~ mugged in brooklyn