I'm having fun imagining the ridiculousness of this post if this was a forum about commuting by car.

"So I Was driving my corvette in the middle lane on the freeway, but not going that fast. I came up on this guy driving in the right lane in a truck. Well, I passed him, and a little while later he passed me. This happened three or four times. Well, then I hit 2nd gear and 400HP, and I totally blew that guy away! He'll never catch up cause I'm a super badass! Woo me! Yeah! My corvette is faster than truck! Let me tell everyone I know! Woo!"