I too grasshopper am going through the same thing. My wife has no clue that I have a bike frame on the way from Pedal Force and all these damn new components in my home office that are increasingly hard to hide. Especially that damn wheel set!
I could tell her I procured it from a lab cleanup but she would know better. I could tell her I won it in a raffle but she knows that I have bad luck! I could tell her the truth, I don't think so Jim!
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