There is no hope for you. I've had a little of the disease myself. Just this week I a bought a new old stock italian lugged road bike from the 1970's. It is something I needed desperately. I'd never even heard of Campagnolo Valentino before.

The doctor is clueless. He doesn't know what to prescribe. Maybe I could go back to playing golf. But I was a really terrible golfer. How's your golf game?