I'm personally going to travel and hunt down every anti cycling short zealot in this thread.

<-- needs donations for multiple plane tickets.

Then I will locate each one and ride in front of y'all while wearing a thong.
Deal with the blinding sightof my extremely white buttocks! You will quickly learn how nice cyling shorts are.

Seriously, who cares? Wear what you want. I'm mostly staring at the ground anyhow.