get a new job.

i'm in it for the money. halfway through my day, i go to the gym, take up an hour, and then eat for another half an hour. in the morning, i drink my coffee for about half an hour. so that's 2 hours off of work right there. then i leave half an hour early. so in sum, i work about 5.5 hours.

and then after all that, the paycheck motivates me.